Posted by: neblinoso | January 31, 2010

Hip Hop Aerobics

I received a letter under my door the other day inviting me to join a hip-hop aerobics class for women.  At first i thought, they must been monitoring my fitness center attendance and thought i would be a good candidate.  Later i discovered this letter was sent to all female guests at the hotel.

I was unable to attend the class, though it did intrigue me.  In college my roommate and i worked out occasionally to The Grind.  It taught me all my sweet dance moves…whether i learned them is another story.  I imagine this class was something similar, learning a few hip-hop moves. 

The picture you see is the ad on the hotel’s channel, which advertises various events, menu specials and the weather.  It doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to see by looking at this photographic example of hip-hop aerobics it was highly improbable we would be doing these specific moves.  Running on a treadmill is challenging enough with my instability.  i would never be able to master these jumps and flips.

I don’t even want to know what ‘s going on with that fourth person, who’s sort of hanging in the background.  Either something went terribly wrong, or they are being beamed up into a UFO.  I guess i will never know what hip-hop aerobics entail, but i would definitely be disappointed if they passed out those cool green and yellow outfits.  Maybe that’s what makes you able to jump around…tiny electronics woven into the fabric that give you a jolt and send you flying into a backhand spring!


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